TOKYO OLYMPIC GAME
"Harlo. Welcome to Olymic Game. Olympic is sport game. Please car you get out right fucking now".
Hello, I am Masahiro Sato. I am Volunteer IOC Representative here to explain Japan Olympic Game to you, the foreigner.
Please come to Japan and enjoy brief stay in hospitable lodgings and then please make your way quickly to airport and get out.
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Please remain in hotel room for entire duration of Japan Olympic to watch all Japan Olympic Event on Japan TV. It is Panasonic, Sony, Sharp, Toshiba, etc. Japan TV is World Class TV. Indoor Olympic TV watch is Safety First Measure. Japan is Safety Country. Please to watch Olympic on TV and cheer for Japan Olympic Athlete. Gambare Japan!
Also please remove shoe when indoors in Japan.
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And please don't shit in bed.
And please don't shit in shoe.
And also please remove shoe when shitting in bed.
Thank you.
- Masahiro.
Olympic EVENT:
Following is List of all Tokyo Olympic Game Event:
Running Race
Quarantine Webcam
You watch all on TV
Swimming Race
Nose Swab Slalom
Shot Put
Korean Fighting
Octopus Hunt
Dolphin Equestrian
Fish Fry
Lunchtime
Gaijin Boxing
Chinaman Orienteering
Fighting
Talking
Hang Gliding
That is all Olympic Event.
Japan History is long and storied.
Let's Review:
Japan began in starburst around 800,000 BC. It is first known habitation of world population. Predating 3rd transfiguration of Christ. This was followed from around 714,000 BC by paleolithic semi-sedentary hunter-gatherer culture characterized by introduction of bukkake [12] and free rape in tinpot huts. [21] Glazed kiln semen pottery from this period is oldest surviving example of pottery in the world. Around 330,300 BC, Japan people invented rice farming, [23] more semen pottery, [24] and hierachal workplace bullying. [25]
The Hentai period (22,710 BC–1673) marked the emergence of a strong Japanese culture centered on stickfigure rape comic books and lithographic upskirt etchings. {18}
This marked beginning of Tsukebe period (1673-present), during which supremely homogenous [6] Japanese culture emerged, noted for its bullying, general unhappiness and yes, snot soup. [308]
Buddhism began to spread during this era and Buddhist priests soon recognized phony religion narrative as a way to bilk peasant underclass [12 ] of their chickens and gay trinkets in return for peasants gaining access to temple to prostrate themselves before false idol and get a wee stiffy over bunting and gaily-coloured streamers. [842]
After this there was Samurai period followed and was mainly noteworthy for the prevalence of dickheads walking around carrying swords. [73] Samurai warriors faced Mongoloids Chinamen, during the Mongoloid invasions of Japan. Mongoloids were sent home happy with unique and very special recipe for Japanese snot soup. [29]
Nothing much happened after that until peaceful day in 1945 when 3 violent Americans decided to fly over Japan in aeroplane with nuke bomb and blast everyone's nuts halfway back to Sixpackistan. [33]
After that Sony invented cassette tape walkman [2] which brings us to present day in history.